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Yes, yes, I know it’s Tuesday. And I know I promised #3 would be on time. But – yeah. No excuse. But better late than never, right?
As before – click on the ‘Meltdown’ category to see old versions.

It’s called the “Monday Meltdown” and is an excuse to just let out some of the frustration within. We all have frustration, yes? So – let’s focus our frustration and let it out on Mondays – because we all know that Mondays just deserve it. Just ask Garfield. ::grins::

Here’s how it is going to work. I’m going to post a choice for you. You take it away and go! Either in the comments section or on your own blog. But if you run away to your own blog, please drop me a comment so I can come see. ::grins:: I love to read a good rant.

I also have a button up there you can ‘steal’. Steal meaning take away to your own server. Don’t direct link. I’m afraid I don’t have the bandwidth for that one. (; So – are you ready to vent? I know you are. ::grins::

This week’s rants:
1. UPS (United Parcel Service)
or
2. Spam

You are free to rant about both or just one. Some of these rants may come back around, so don’t feel you need to do both of them so you can get it in. ::grins::

Okay! Go! If you are interested in my Meltdown for the week, just click on the ‘more’ there.

UPS. I hate UPS with an undying passion. They irritate me beyond words.

EVIL! UPS is evil incarnate! They are, I tell you! GRAH!
Why? Because they lie. Yes, they liiiiiiiiiie.
I ordered something and it was shipped UPS. I missed the first delivery date because I work all day, like most normal people. Granted, my hours aren’t 9-5, but still. So, it was fine that I missed the first delivery date. It said on it “Will try again tomorrow between 3 and 5 pm.” Well, alrighty then. I can swing that. So I swing it. It’s rough, but I managed to make it home before the specified time.

What do I find on my door? Another note. “Awww, we missed you.” AGH! WTF?! I called them up, really pissed off because I literally RAN out of work to get home for this. They tell me – “Oh, that’s just a guideline, really. It all depends on the route of the driver.” And all I can think is – if you say you are going to show up between 3 and 5 pm, SHOW UP BETWEEN 3 and 5 pm!!!! People rearrange their schedules for this and you show up at noon?! GRAH! And the only time you can pick up a package from UPS is at freaking NINE pm at night. MEH!!!

So – I hate UPS. If you can, use the USPS (United States Postal Service) or FedEx. I think FedEx is more expensive than UPS, but they damn well GUARANTEE a freaking delivery time.

That’s the rant. Man. Now I’m all pissy. *breathes*