Week 1 AI – Results

Thursday. Thursday. Thursday. And you are going to get a running commentary on what I see on the television for this entry. People actually eliminated will be after the bump, for those of you who won’t have seen it yet. (I <3 you, Daniel!!) End of Hour Edit: Holy shit. This is the longest entry ever! Go stream of consciousness blogging!!!

And, away we goooooo…

Yes. Four hours, Ryan. So long. So unnecessary. Ugh.

Yay. Two guys and two girls gone. Yes. And let’s not drag this out. Oh, wait. An entire hour of results. Ergh.

Randy is always right. (Allegedly.)
What the hell is Paula talking about? I cannot even follow her. What – the – fuck.

Ugh. Star treatment video. NO!!!! NOT DAUGHTRY! *dies* Diz! RUN! RUN!!! *cries out eyes*

Are you kidding me? More singing? Jesus. Merlin’s beard. More 60’s music. The boys. What the hell are they singing? (In black suits with white shirts and red ties. Black ties? White ties? Wtf?)
Oh, now the girls. In 60’s wear, it seems. A rose in spanish harlem? Okay, then. Ugh. Someone kill me. Just eliminate the damn people already. >__<
And now – the boys and the girls together. And I still have no idea what they are singing. (Long as you love me, it’s alright. Hrmmm. I have the power to turn on the lights, it seems.)
And who is that wearing that fedora? He looks utterly ridiculous. (Garret Haley. Goddamn. Get rid of that. The fedora is not a good look for you. At all.)

Getting down to business. Girls in the dog pound. Boys first. Oh, jeez. Do we HAVE to look back at Tuesday’s performances? Thor’s Hammer.
Finally. Down to business.
[So as not to spoil, any comments about the actual eliminations will be after the bump.]

Oh, flipping to the girls after the first boy elimination. Of course. Boy/girl/boy/girl. Right. And a look at Wednesday’s performances. Of course. Shoot me.

Paula is going to shake what God gave her? Jesus. When was the last time she did that?! O_o

We are now getting the low-down on Paula’s new song on Randy’s new album. “Dance like there’s no tomorrow.”
Oh. Paula’s not actually dancing live. It’s a video. Hrmm. Okay. Still. When did she last do a song?
What the hell is she wearing in this video? Wtf. And Randy playing bass in the video? (Like he’s an addicted to love girl… XD )
She’s totally not dancing at all. I guess she can’t do it anymore, eh? (;
This is one of the weirdest videos I have ever seen in my life. The song’s not bad, I suppose. But – wow. Weird video.

Nice shot, Simon! “She represents every color in the universe.” Awesome. Totally awesome. (;

Back to the girls! More girly elimination! Ryan is such a tease! Who’s eliminated? We’ll find out, after the break. Bastard. But, have to fill up an hour somehow.
And we’re back! Dim the lights! Get rid of one! Let’s go!

Final elimination – from the boys – after the break. And you know he’ll call up some boys and there’ll be ANOTHER break. Because there are ten minutes to go and the time has to be filled somehow…

Back! And here we go!! Two names called. Lights have been dimmed…

And here is Paula, giving encouragement. Is she really a mother figure? A mentor? O_o

And here we go. The video montage of those who have been eliminated. Of course.

And the last sing out. And I – am turning off the TV. Good night. Hit up the bump for info on the actual eliminations.

YES! It’s the guy in the fedora! How I hate him in that hat. Nicely done. And they are letting him sing. Meh.
Why the sing out? Why?! (Breaking up is hard to do? Jesus. You are breaking up with American Idol? Wow. How much cheese do we need?)

Ryan, you suck. I was all excited that one of the blondes was out, but – no. Kristy Lee Cook stays.
Yes! Amy Davis is out! God, how I HATED her song last night. Thank you America! (Because I did not vote. (; )
Gross. Sing out by her. Noooooo. Can’t stand it. Stop. No. I hated her! No more! >___< Joanne and Amanda. Oh, who’s going to go! After the break. Ryan, how I hate you.
Go. Go. Who’s out?! O_O
Amanda is safe. Bleh. I hated the scatting. :/ I’ve never been a fan of it. It makes no sense. Either sing or don’t. Making up syllables is just bleh. But – they kept her. Damn you, America!

Chakezie and Colton. Let’s see if they are safe or if they are going to go…
Colton is gone, Chakezie is safe. I’m – sad. I hated Chakezie more.
HA! Simon doesn’t think Colton will make a career out of singing. Tell it like it is, Simon! (=

Sum up!!

Eliminated:
Garret Haley
Amy Davis
Joanne Borgella
Colton Berry

That is all. Sad, isn’t it? An hour to get that….
And this is the longest blog post I’ve had in eons. That’s even sadder…