Worlds Collide

Via Mom on the Rise

Here’s how it works:
You don’t have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine. And NO, it is not PER incident (otherwise, some of us would have totals more than the national debt!).

Bring up that calculator, and get to work!

Smoked pot — $10
Did acid — $5
Ever had sex at church — $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you — $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace — $25
Had sex for money — $100
Vandalized something — $20
Had sex on your parents’ bed — $10
Beat up someone — $20
Been jumped — $10
Crossed dressed — $10
Given money to stripper — $25
Been in love with a stripper — $20
Kissed some one who’s name you didn’t know — $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work — $15
Ever drive drunk — $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk — $50
Used toys while having sex — $30
Got drunk, passed out and don’t remember the night before — $20
Went skinny dipping — $5
Had sex in a pool — $20
Kissed someone of the same sex — $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex — $20
Cheated on your significant other — $10
Masturbated — $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend — $20
Done oral — $5
Got oral — $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving — $25
Stole something — $10
Had sex with someone in jail — $25
Made a nasty home video — $15
Had a threesome — $50
Had sex in the wild — $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex — $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars — $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older — $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 — $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time — $50
Said you love someone but didn’t mean it — $25
Went streaking — $5
Went streaking in broad daylight — $15
Been arrested — $5
Spent time in jail — $15
Peed in the pool — $0.50
Played spin the bottle — $5
Done something you regret — $20
Had sex with your best friend — $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work — $25
Had anal sex — $80
Lied to your mate — $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good — $25

Tally it up and Title it…”My Fine Is…”
In case you’re wondering what the total of all the things on the list is ~ $1090.60 is the fine for every single thing on the list. So…what’s your fine?

Wow. I’m totally boring! XD

It’s Sunday.  You know what happens on Sundays.  We Mutter!

1. Deputy :: Sheriff
2. Name :: Label
3. Arrested :: Development
4. Trade :: Embargo
5. Old :: Friend
6. Fingerprint :: Identifier
7. Dwarf :: Happy
8. Newspaper :: The Post
9. Gabriel :: ArchAngel
10. Certificate :: of Merit

Well, I’ve been called Angel before.  Who knew?!  (;

After you die… Guardian Angel After death, you will exist as a guardian angel in order to protect your still-living loved ones.  You might even inspire a classic Christmas movie.

Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com

Edit:  Shall we discuss how much I had to MESS with the code of this quiz to make it work?  O_O COAPS.  (HA!  WM!  Remember COAPS?  XD )  Seriously.  Ask Yoshi.  I was really angry.  (;