I’ve been informed that I did not include the most important portion of the conversation I had with Mag and Roundeye. So. Here it is, in its entirety, as the portion which I was told should have been included makes no sense without the rest of it. (All typos are as they were sent to me. (; )
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Poe
I just got an email from my ex. O_o
We broke up in 2001…..
He sent it to my *work* email….
Mag
Nice, tell him he’s a douchebag
Roundeye
Really? What?…Is he looking for his favorite sweater after all these years?
Poe
Okay. Two things. XD
1. Mag – yes. He really was when he terminated our relationship. How did you know? (;
2. Roundeye – How did you know I had his favorite sweater in my possession when he broke it off? XD
Seriously. I’m sitting in my classroom, giggling hysterically over y’all’s esp. (;
Mag
Well what does he want? An ass kicking?
Roundeye
He probabally knows he was a fool to let you go and wants to tell you he is sorry for being a douche.
Poe
Mag – well. If you’d asked me 8 years ago, I’d have said, yes. He needs an ass kicking. At this point, I’m not sure what he needs. I’m not sure what he’s expecting, either. It wasn’t the best – termination – of a relationship. We’ll put it that way. (It’s not that it’s a long story. It’s more of “Do you guys really care?” (; )
Roundeye – I guess that’s possible. Not sure I’m going to be forgiving that though.
Mag
Well I’m kia saying if there’s an asskicking needed. I would be happy to oblige , not just an enforcer in game
Poe
Last I knew, he lived in *insert state here*. And it was 8 years ago. Meh.
Not sure he’s worth the gas mileage/money.
(I think I would pay money to see the look on his face though. “You’re here for – what?” “Enforcing!” *wham!* XD )
Mag
Don’t worry after puttin the hurt on him, ill make him pay for gas
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These are my boys. See why I <3 them? (;
Can you say someone has offered to drive cross-country to lay on a beat down – and then extract gas money from said person – for you? (;
(I never thought I’d be able to say that. XD )
And, yes. It was Mag who determined all of you needed to know that he would get the guy to pay for his gas. (;
(Last note: State was edited out to be posted here. Mag knows the state in which the ex lives. I’m not sure why I edited it for you guys. Meh. (= )