Okay, blog.
Here I am.
I suck as a blog author.
We know this.
We’ve been through this before.
I wish you would send me reminders when I neglect you.
It would help.
Just a small note to say you miss me.
That you wish I would write in you more often.
I wish you would remind me that I need to get my thoughts out of me before I explode.
Just a tiny reminder. Because, maybe, just maybe, I wouldn’t take it out on my students.
(Like I did on Friday.)
So, blog. Maybe we can work this out.
I’ll try to come by more often for a chat….
You send me an email to remind me when I haven’t been here in a while?
How’s that sound?
No? I have to do all the work?
Son of a . . . .
yeah really huh, the blog should remind you to update it once in a while. that would totally help!
Would be absolutely fabulous, wouldn’t it?!
Silly blog. (;
I know the feeling… Although for me it’s not about forgetting. It’s more about not having the time. My poor blog is neglected and alone. I can send you emails if you want! They’ll go like this:
My dearest Pandora,
Where the fuck have you been? Get yo ass over to the blog and post something. We must know what’s happening with you. How am I supposed to stalk you if you don’t give me enough info somehow? Yes I know I’m a lazy stalker…
lots of love, hugs, kisses and puppies,
Colin xx
Amg. Would you? XD
That would be absolutely fabulous. You can be my blog-neglecter notifier. (Wow. That’s a long title….)
Yes, I can be your BNN. I’ll be your banana?! What? I need to slow down and not drink any more coffee today…
Mmm. Banana. Do you taste like banana, Colin? O_O
No but I could if you’re into that sort of thing. I never found sex and spreading stuff on your body during it, sexy. But for you I’ll gladly strip naked and cover myself in mayonnaise if it’ll turn you on.
Ew. Mayonnaise would be gross. >_<
I’ve never really tried it . So – I have no idea. O_o
You have no idea what Mayonnaise tastes like? Colin! Yer up!