Chooseday?

I’m bored, so I picked this up via Betty.

Would you rather:
1. shave your eyebrows and head OR have black teeth for two weeks?
   Ew. Um. I’ll take the black teeth. Shorter time span for normalcy. (;
2. be able to talk to the dead OR see ten minutes into the future?
   That’s tough. I think talking to the dead. Might be interesting.
3. get hit on the head with a beer bottle OR hit across the chest with a tire iron?
   I’ll take the head with the beer bottle. Chest with a tire iron? Ow. Broken ribs. OW.
4. have a flower grow out of your ear (that regrows instantaneously) OR tears running down your face constantly?
   The tears, if you please. A flower in my ear? Bleh. No thanks.