Alert!

Posted on November 15, 2005 by Zelda

The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird flu.

If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment immediately.

1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints

And the biggest symptom and the one truly key to watch for:

6. An irresistible urge to shit on someone’s windshield.

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3 Responses to Alert!

  1. Betty says:
    November 15, 2005 at 09:11

    What if I only have symptom #6?? Should I be worried or just chalk it up to PMS?? wink

  2. Barbara says:
    November 15, 2005 at 11:11

    ::snickers softly::
    Well, you know . . .
    Perhaps it’s just road rage . . . (;

  3. Teli says:
    November 17, 2005 at 12:11

    ROFL – yes, putting up with men’s sh*t would make any woman want to sh*t on someone’s windshield.

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