Author Archives: Zelda

You know, some times, I hate living in the Mid-Atlantic. Most of you know I live in the Washington, DC metro area. For anyone who has missed the weather along the eastern seaboard of the US for the past week, … Continue reading →

(with apologies to my German readers for my horrid, horrid German attempt….) So… Did you ever want to be Chris Tucker from Rush Hour? “Do you understand the words coming out of my mouth?!” The guy who empties my trashcans … Continue reading →

This is going to be a rant. And it might be long… I don’t know what the hell is going on, but I’m wondering if the youth of the nation is just getting stupider, more idiotic, less intelligent, or just … Continue reading →

I live outside DC. It’s December. It’s supposed to be cold. I mean, it should be around 40 or so, right? (That’s in Farenheit degrees and not Celcius degrees, for you non-US people. (; 40 Celcius would suck. A lot.) … Continue reading →